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TOYS
Ochichi Meba Gashapon
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NCS Product Synopsis
«©NCS» In
Japan, the word "ochichi"
or "乳ちち" refers to breast. Oppai is another word
that means "breasts"..... or "boobies" if you want
to be adolescent about it.
Toy
manufacturer Epoch tests their audience's
ochichi
recognition skills with a set of 5
toy
breasts. Two types are of the flattened variety
which may be known as flapjacks while the other
three are perfectly spherical with a protruding
nipple. There's even one with cow skin camouflage,
perhaps to indicate the totemic discharge of milk.
The five styles are as follows:
» Flat cow-colored breast aka a cow-decor flapjack
» Flat flesh-colored breast that's shaped like a
pancake
» Breast pacifier attached to a finger ring
» Round flesh-colored breast that's squeezable and
bouncy
» Round cow-colored breast that's bouncy as well
as squeezable
NCS Product Notes
» The word "chichi" is Mexican slang for
"breasts."
» The spherical ochichi meba toys are filled with
a gelatin of some sort. Although the ochichi can
be deformed by applying pressure, it'll always
return to its spherical shape.
Pricing and Shipping Advisement
Pricing is set at US$16 for the complete set of 5 Ochichis and
preorders will ship today.
Edit: May 14,
2007:
Due to today's USPS rate hikes, NCS is no longer
shipping this item by USPS Priority Mail by
default. Sadly, the Postal Service's rates are now
commensurate with UPS Ground.
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This document and photos are ©NCSX 2007. All rights
reserved. No reproduction in whole or in part of
this document may be made without express written
consent of National Console Support, Inc. |
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A bird's eye view. The flat ones on top are
labeled "flying ochichi" by Epoch. |
To give a sense of the size of the ochichis, a
quarter coin is provided for scale. |
NCS tried flinging the "flying ochichis." We
flung. They flopped. |
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We tend to objectify things and give them
names. This one was knighted "Jojo." |
Jojo is perfectly spherical and is filled with a squishy gelatinous
substance. |
Squeeze and it'll contort but release and
it'll become spherical again. |
Jojo has a friend. We named this one Bossy. |
Bossy's color scheme is reminiscent of a dairy
bovine. |
Jojo and Bossy are always together - they get
along like two peas in a pod. |
They also tend to point in the same direction
on most occasions. |
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Yep. Just like two peas in a pod. |
Jojo and Bossy turn up in the damndest places. |
Can you tell our favorite photo prop is a
Caltoy pig? |
Like champagne, the Caltoy pig goes with
everything. |
There's a third circular ochichi in the set -
meet the one we call Mushmouth |
Mushmouth is designed to look like a pacifier.
Revel in the symbolism. |
We found a use for our LSAT study guides.
They're also perfect for leveling tables. |
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The objectification of the breast when
rendered into product form = Ochichi Meba |
Remember... like two peas in a pod. Fini.
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