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MISC
Starwars Droid Soy Sauce Bottles
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R2-D2 on the left and R2-Q5 on the right |
NCS
Game Synopsis
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Poor R2.
Once a champion on the silver screen who saved
Jedi and Rebel hides alike from certain death, the
droid has fallen from grace. Instead of traversing
the galaxy on woolly adventure after adventure, R2
now serves as kitchenware. To be precise, a soy
sauce bottle. A few months ago, R2 was a
laundry
basket. What's next? A toilet roll? A donut
holder? Will the madness never end and is anyone
listening?
Despite our protestations, the R2-D2 exploitation will probably
never end so if we can't beat 'em, we join 'em.
NCS shamelessly engages in the peddling of R2-D2
products and we're selling the soy sauce bottles
today. Each droid holds about 4 oz of liquid in
its barrel-like body and the dome on top twists
off for easy access to its innards. We tried
filling R2 with water, milk, vodka, and soy sauce
and everything poured out with ease. That is,
until we tried olive oil which was too viscous to
make it through the droid's pour-hole. Each droid
measures 5" tall and there are no moving parts so
the soy sauce bottles should last for a long time
with proper care.
R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle Jan Code:
4528696196013 (SWBOTTLE-01)
R2-Q5
Soy Sauce Bottle
Jan Code: 4528696196044
(SWBOTTLE-02)
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This document is ©NCSX 2007. All rights reserved. No
reproduction in whole or in part of this document
may be made without express written consent of
National Console Support, Inc. |
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Lift the lid off the plastic canister and this
is what you'll see |
The soy sauce bottle isn't tied down but it's
popped into a plastic mold |
Extricate R2-D2 with a few deft moves and it's
freed from the canister |
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Unscrew the dome with a counterclockwise
motion |
Here's the porthole where soy sauce and other
liquids pour from |
R2-D2's body isn't really ergonomically
conducive to soy sauce pouring |
Sturdy struts ensure that the soy sauce bottle
keeps its footing on your dining table |
Twist the dome back on R2-D2 to seal it back
up and get it ready for pouring |
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The back of the R2-D2 soy sauce bottle |
Parting shot |
