«©NCSX»
You remember high school, right? Raging hormones,
bitchy cliques, craptastic lunches, and that time
the gym teacher told you to do just one pull-up in
front of that girl you liked. Her name was Jane.
You couldn't do that pull-up and Jane never looked
at you the same again.
Gal Gun is high school all over
again but with a twist. You're a high school
student who the girls are crazy about because
hormones are raging. Expressive girls in
thigh-high hosiery are the "attackers" in Gal*Gun
and your job is to fend them off in a 3D shooting
game from Alchemist. Since the girls are
aggressive, they charge at the protagonist and
your job is to shoot the girls with "love shots."
Upon impact, the shots explode into hearts which
halt the advances of the rampaging coeds. In
addition to shooting the girls on their limbs and
torso with normal shots, a sort of "sniper mode"
may be activated to concentrate fire on special
parts that won't be mentioned... because they're
unmentionable.
Will NCS feel any shame playing Gal Gun? Nope.
We'd play it in Times Square on the sidewalk on
the Jumbotron in front of 100,000 judgmental
people if we could. For those who are
scared and ashamed, a special emergency mode may
be toggled which instantly changes the screen to a
lame 8-bit game.
